February 2012
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ginabobeena asked: Where ya been at stranger? You got a twitter?
November 2011
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How To Speak Rapper....
Besides being masters of, or proficient in, or at least kinda decent at rapping, most rappers have become professionals in the art of double speak. With reporters pitching softballs in most interviews, fearing to delve into any topic that might cause the slightest apprehension from an overly sensitive rapper, artists have been given a pass to push more bullshit than should be expected. They may...
August 2011
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Tips For Tumblr...
1. Re-post any and everything some more famous person posts.
2. Be a young, impressionable, somewhat attractive, teen girl with questionable self esteem.
3. Post pictures of whatever awesome food you recently consumed. Awesome!
4. Memes!
5. Post an original thought (refer to rule #1) with a ten word quip that either agrees (in a superficial way) or antagonizes whatever said thought was…
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Hope, Change? Nope, Same.
So Obama finally got the budget passed, saving him countless jokes about black people’s notoriously bad history with credit and debt collectors… congrats. By the end of his term he may be the only black man with a job. In 2008, you could hardly swing a dead cat at your local farmers market without hitting somebody wearing an Obama shirt, but it seems most people have opted to put their...
July 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
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January 2011
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WatchWho says there aren’t any good women out there? She seems very kind.
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5 Reasons Your Favorite Rapper Should Have Stuck...
Before your favorite rapper was a marginally successful rhyme sayer, making 10 cents an album and endorsing whatever bath tub liquor is currently being poured over whatever shade of woman is currently in style, they were big time motherfucking drug dealers… at least so they claim. Judging by the rise of bootlegging, the decline of real talent and the fact that Taylor Swift is more popular...
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The Adventures of Huck Finn (Remix Edition)......
As if the kids in our god awful public schools weren’t already dumb enough what with the constant inundation of brain cell terminating music by the likes of Wacka Flocka, Nicki Minaj and most rappers with a “Big,” “Lil” or “Yung” in front of their names (except for Big Lil Yung Young… cause he’s tight), groups of liberals in many states are now...
December 2010
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Fuck Your Tag...
After cutting 80 officers from its already minimal ranks, Oakland now has the fewest police officers of any major city its size making it a potential magnet for opportunistic criminals or guys like me who just like to drink in public without unwanted scrutiny.
Oddly, enough, while the murder rate has declined and overall violent crime is down (so far), vandalism is on the rise as Oakland is...
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Anonymous asked: Yo man, it's Colin and L.A. wants to know Definitely Eatin's take on the war noise coming out of North Korea.
Also they just made a movie adaptation of the old board game "Battleship" - starring Rhianna. Google that shit.
Also they just made a movie adaptation of the old board game "Battleship" - starring Rhianna. Google that shit.
mathmatixx-deactivated20110308 asked: whats good with you!! I appreciate the "like" on the Downtown Pomona Video. what area are you from? if im ever in the area i want to keep you posted with upcoming events!
November 2010
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mathmatixx-deactivated20110308 asked: if you had to pick one.. 2010 snoop dogg or 2010 nipssey hu$$le?
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scorpiobay-deactivated20110702 asked: I know you got something to say about most recent unarmed black man slained in Oakland!
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Wozzy Fozzy Wants Your Brain
Rap nerds far and wide are crying into their overpriced laptop keyboards this morning after hearing Wiz Khalifa was charged with two felonies for having 30 motherfucking pounds of weed on his tour bus, Lil Wayne style.
Meanwhile, Wozzy Fozzy, Soulja Boy and those guys who taught us how to Dougie are free to roam, which is, of course, a plot by the government to imprison any potentially...
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October 2010
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On Gang Injunctions and the Latté Principle
Taking a cue from our neighbors to the south in good ‘ol Los Angeles, Oakland unveiled yet another gang injunction last week to target the Norteños (you like that little squiggly deal on the “n” there… yeah, that’s right) the largest Latino street gang in the Town. The injunction prohibits 42 verified members from throwing up gang signs, hanging out at ungodly times...
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Black People Can't Have Shit
Eminem was voted #1 rapper of the deacade by BET (Black Entertainment Television… just in case you forgot) albeit by a panel that included DJ Vlad and the most successful deformed midget since that guy who was in Austin Powers, Jermaine Dupri… ef. I’m not saying Eminem isn’t a talented rapper… I’m just saying. You don’t see the NAACP handing out Image...
ginabobeena asked: hey I love your blog. but I don't know your real name? my name is gina
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Goddamn Messicans!
Goddamn furriners, always taking our jobs and such. With California’s economy in its general state of fucked the fuck up-ness with 1 of 8 state residents out of a job (I may have failed statistics, but that seems like what my professor would call a fuckload) many Californians, especially those who live in homes with bad gas mileage, are blaming those goddamn Messicans for taking up all the...
September 2010
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Your Favorite Rapper Hates You
Moreso than most genres of music, rap relies heavily on the third person sucka… a general fuck up who he directs most of his insults and witty lines at, often referred to as “you.” Here’s a few things you’re favorite rapper has done to you over the years:
1. Fucked your bitch
2. Shot your stupid ass
3. Made fun of your car/job/house/general lifestyle
4. Robbed...
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Ever Progressive Berkeley Implements Sliding Scale...
Newspapers, whether consciously or not, create a hierarchy of murder stories; articles range from the two paragraph story in section F about (insert color here) guy that got shot on a street that is actually a number, to the front page story of a white college kid who was just buying drugs in the wrong place at the wrong time and got his motherfuckin’ ass capped. The length and depth of...
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Your Life in 1,000 Words or Less
School started in Oakland this week, which means about half the population of the city’s high schools has already begun cutting class, smoking weed and receiving the kind of less than desirable education that would make some Mississippi residents consider switching to private schools… with at least one exception: Jimon Clark will never get to cut a class, smoke weed in the bathroom or...
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August 2010
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