Hope, Change? Nope, Same.

So Obama finally got the budget passed, saving him countless jokes about black people’s notoriously bad history with credit and debt collectors… congrats. By the end of his term he may be the only black man with a job. In 2008, you could hardly swing a dead cat at your local farmers market without hitting somebody wearing an Obama shirt, but it seems most people have opted to put their Obama coins, underwear and other trinkets in the back of their closets, wondering if Mitt Romney really is the right choice for Amurrica.

All those optimistic 18 year olds and apathetic hipsters who turned out to support the first black(ish) president are most likely turned off by the lack of job opportunities their bachelors degree in women’s studies provided and the fact they can only hope to be servants for our future Chinese and Indian overlords. Poor guy?

Aug 07. 3 Notes.