Do yourself a favor and don’t watch this video. In summary, Prodigy rambles incoherently about far-fetched, half brained conspiracy theories he learned to regurgitate while in prison and such. Alex Jones, being the shrewd teleconspiracist he is, uses Prodigy’s foolish ramblings in an attempt to connect to the hip-hop generation. And I only listened to the first five minutes. 

Apparently the Illuminati, all powerful as they are, have resorted to recruiting rappers like Jay-Z (aka Young Joe Camel) to throw up their not so secret sign, in order to get hordes of kids at Jay-Z concerts to throw up that very same sign back at him, thus furthering their agenda for world domination. Ingenious.

Considering rap album sales have been in a spiraling decline since the aughts, you’d think the Illuminati would pick more viable artists in genres like Rock, Country or the cast from the Jersey Shore to help promote whatever devil worshipping/fiscally reprehesible/sign throwing plan of destruction they have for the world. 

Meanwhile, my credit score is fucked by rising interest rates, dismal employment opportunities and the fact I graduated with a liberal arts degree. As long as the Illuminati stick with recruiting camel faced rappers to recruit teens into making triangles with their hands, I say more power to them.